Me checking Gradescope at 3 AM, already knowing it’s bad news

Me opening Gradescope to see my forgotten class grades

Me sending ‘Can I get an extension?’ emails all finals week

Me slipping on the Lerner ramp after it rains

Me checking Gradescope and seeing a notification pop up

When I brag about my NYC in-building laundry

Me opening a Gradescope notification like it's Pandora's box

Me at Butler at 7 am, wondering if I'm an early bird or a night owl